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The next big facade by schmoses, literature

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The next big facade

As a once reliable source of humanity I can easily recall a time before the lining of our clothes was stitched with suspicion. Before we perfumed ourselves with lust and loathing to board a train, an interior of disdain, that trundles our tightly-knit murder to the next big façade. When sleepless nights were fended off by liquid-tattoos on roof-tops, as opposed to stoked by hearsay. Now misery is your skin, your nightly binge and bedfellow. The unanswerable stain of an argument carved inside your throat with a scalpel. Once it was a mountain to climb, now it is the tide. Pleasure hid amongst leaves as treasure. Clues of location s

three quick dumb things by schmoses, literature

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three quick dumb things

With eyes bloodshot, Screaming like a cow before the slaughter, Supine as if distorted by laughter, I wondered what hope there was in years, With spittle draped chin, Unable to walk it crawled towards cliffs, Abandoned by blood with only two names, I wondered what hope there was in youth, With possessions abounding, Conflagration soon presented a mouth, An ash draped skeleton is once a grand house, I wondered what hope there was in matter, With cauterized synapses, Lolling tongue drooling lexis ills, Hair raised and rising shrills, I wondered what hope lay in the mind, Screen flashed gore, Afflatus bludgeoned daily intangible

Moderation by schmoses, literature

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Moderation

“We’re on the same page, What a shame we’re illiterate” Moderator 1 - Actually! Change that last word it skips our demographic. “We’re on the same page, What a shame we can’t read” Moderator 1 – Hmm. Can we lose that “what a shame”? It’s a bit of downer, don’t you think? “We’re on the same page, Too bad we can’t read” Moderator 1 – Yeah, I guess. Something’s still not right. What do you think Suzie? Moderator 2 (suzie) – Well hon, I think the whole ‘Pages’ thing. I mean, who really reads now anyway? Moderator 1 – Totall

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t.o.m. by schmoses, literature

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t.o.m.

this is a man, he's a man I know, his name may be tom, but I'll call him...jo...bob...(just for rhyming) he's like's to fish, he likes to sing, he doesn't like stuff, he prefers his things, he' ain't so big, but he ain't that small, his heart is tiny, but its cause he ain't tall, he likes tv, he likes it stuffy, he once ate at this joint called buff\y\et... I poked him in the eye with a stick, he shot my friend and called me a dick, I guess I'll soon get my just desserts, but luckily he's a penguin. Or did he go out with one? I wuv my tommy.

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Satan's Hat by schmoses, literature

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Satan's Hat

It was a good hat, it was a bad hat, it was satan's hat, it was every hat and more, a pig is squeiling in the tree, is there someone at the door? it was a good hat, it was a bad hat, its just another whore, and all he wants is more, he's carefully constructing the inverse floor, it was a good hat, it was a bad hat, it was satan's hat, it was every hat and more, the crabs are on the ceiling, and I'm running through the walls, everybody's growing in the same, vein as country malls, it was a good hat, it was a bad hat, it was satan's hat, it was every hat and more...

nose throwing knives by schmoses, literature

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nose throwing knives

Today was great, (I) felt no major highs or lows... 1. A girl threw something from the second story, I showed them nothing but smiles today, Maybe if she saw me this morning, she would haven't given it (away) 2. I don (STOP) 3. I want to love someone again, but I'm waiting again, that nose still feels he has to wave his knife at me, I showed him nothing but a smile, and maybe his hip changed her mind, *Aren't you SOOOOO clever? *Aren't you so wonderfully mean? #Did you see ME commming??? (huh?) #DO YOU GET THIS?? !aren't I clever and suspecting?(a little, we guess) 4. They deny that they know m

Quote Goat. by schmoses, literature

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Quote Goat.

voice 1 - Thats a LOT of pepper! voice 2 - Yeah we ahh... both, love pepper. Take him in the sledgehammer, mister Cheesman, and to think I used to be a Philidelpia virgin, Ohhhh, the knife got caught in the tree... (calling out down the hall) HE just needs to vomit a little more! He'll be right out son, just give him a minute, just give him two, or one. I've just got two questions... Where's tom? and Where's tom hiding? Voice 1 - Oh honey...you sure get me in the mood to have fun *giggle* Voice 2 - Ahh, but can I get you in the mood to cook??? The policemen are calling, SIR! Just put the mouse DOWN! Don't make us shoot! SIR!

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Hilarious stuff by wilderplain, literature

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Hilarious stuff

So all i have is my guitar Oh, and a mercedes benz supercar And a mansion on the boulevard Where i hang out with movie stars And eat lobster and caviar And drink champangne and smoke cigars As David Bowie sings 'Life on Mars' To all my friends in my backyard I wonder why i'm so popular. Must be my good looks. When i'm down in the rat race I like to kick people in the face If you get your boot in the right place (you'll know it by the sound it makes) You can hoof them into outer space. Makes you feel good. One time I was in the primordial seas Swiming about with the greatest of ease. But when i decided i wanted knees Thats

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Eat Your Young. by schmoses, literature

Eat Your Young.

About schmoses

Australia
Deviant for 19 years
www.myspace.com/theorphanarium
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Current Residence: nowhere in particular
Favourite genre of music: musac
Favourite cartoon character: Dr Zoidberg, Wile.E.Cayote, Charlie cause he's genuis.

Favourite Visual Artist

Leunig, Larson, Bill Watterson

Favourite Movies

pulp fiction, the shadow, james and the giant peach, muppet treasure island

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

QueensofthestoneagePavementToolSmashingpumpkinsBobDylan WhiteStripesBeckHivesBlurTheMarsVolta,

Favourite Writers

Douglas Adams, Nick Hornby, Chuck Palahniuk, Phillip K. Dick

Other Interests

music.

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Sep 17, 2007

Prolific(K)!

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That output is certainly presently prolific(k)! What a prolicify(k)! However this is somewhat disappointing isnt it? Yes. Yesyesyes. In otherrrrrrrrr news! Look at how prolific(k)! my output has grown in comparison to my complete lack of prolificy! jac(k)!

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May 16, 2007

I've got to get better...

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I'm quite positive there is something fundamentally wrong with me...Lousy fundamentals. RANT! I think I'm once again suffering from my 'meandering' depression. The problem with this depression, other than that it sees me miserable, is how it affects the way in which I relate to my friends and family. I can't really speak to them. I find it hard to make the type of jokes I pride myself on (and embarrass or disgust most other people with). My humour is usually the method I employ to combat any problem I have in my life and when my jokes fail meI end up lodged down a well and it's difficult to pull myself out of it. I rely on people,

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Mar 27, 2007

ok NO!

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I've been 20 for a day and I spent the whole thing working and I feel old and horrible and shit. Someone have dinner with me...

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Apr 23, 2008

Hey jack! remember this place?

Dec 7, 2007

I am a champion of self-reliance as soon as I need it I know just where the knife is my fingers aren't so fast anymore it's been 29 years since I came to these shores...

May 10, 2007

WHAT A VALENTINES DAY THAT WAS

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Apr 8, 2007

There is a big fat fly on my screen!

Happy easter jack i hope your happy and all.

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Feb 20, 2007

jack theres a ant in my coffee but im drinking it anyway...000oo0o0ozzzz0z0 + I am quite certain 'bianco' is the boy version of bianca in italian..weird

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Jan 26, 2007

Kaaattiiieee.
I thought that since i've started getting into art...again..for the first time in years I should start one of these accounts and share all my ugly pictures with the world.